*lupinsmyman feature. have fun. she's cooool for a loser

yellow is a pretty color and this is a pretty swing.
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plugf goyur eards! (i am a horrible typist. that was supposed to say "plug your ears!")
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i needs some cool shoes. mine are awesome, but it'll be kind of bad when they finish literally falling apart.
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ooh, teh flaming lips:
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raisins... no, raising the bar on groups of people in cool shirts. those scare me
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nvm, this one's better!
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the obligatory hawk nelson
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then seizures rule.
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omffg5
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TOLD YA the chicken came first
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You have a :
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[] Cell phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[ ] Swimming pool
[ ] Hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[ ] Computer in Room
[ ] TV in Room

TOTAL: 1

[] Fullsize or bigger bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[] Sunglasses
[x] Watch
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[ ] PS2 that works
[ ] You own a Wii
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP that works
[] Gameboy/ Advance
[] Gamecube

TOTAL: 2

[ ] Basketball hoop
[] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fozeball table

TOTAL: 0

[] Nightstand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player in bedroom

TOTAL: 1

[ ] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week
[] Expensive cologne/perfume
[/](parents' AIM/MSN
[/](parents' Camera/ video camera

TOTAL: 1

[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcycle/car
[] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar
[] Piano/Keyboard
[] Any other instrument
[x] Been on a cruise
[x] Travelled out of the province/state
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[] Expensive jewellery
[] Met a celebrity

TOTAL: 2

[] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now
[ ] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[ ] Been to NYC
[] Been to LA
[x] Been to Florida
[] Been to Las Vegas
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to South America

TOTAL: 1

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Jet Ski/boat
[x] Camper/Camp (i went to camp...)
[] Been to 5+ states in the US/ 3+ provinces in Canada
[] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace

TOTAL: 2

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] Own a camcorder
[ ] own a laptop

TOTAL: 1

FINAL TOTAL = 10


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1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average kid
34-44 = Spoiled
45+ = 40-year-old, single LIAR!

youth group, tonight...
was incredible.

we have a new 'worship' band, i think (i got in late, but they were playing). and they're pretty good. you know, above average for people in an ocala baptist church... idk anything about whether they do anything outside of that. and i have no idea if they'd be good or not.

but of course that's not the incredible part.
eulie (yp) was talking about... wow, i forgot. and if anyone else did, it was probably my fault.

hey, i don't know HOW anyone else refrained from disruptive laughter.>

the disciples are trying to get thomas to believe Jesus is really back from the dead. he said he wouldn't believe it until he say him with his own eyes and put his hand in his stabbed side. Jesus appears.
eulie (the part i can remember the phrasing of exactly): so Jesus like opens up his robe and he's like, "here, thomas!
...stick it in!"

Answer each question with a picture from the first page of search results.


1. Where were you born?
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2. What color are your eyes?
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figure that out.

3. What’s your favorite drink?
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4. What’s your shoe size?
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yep, i wear size 2007.

5. What does your hair look like?
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note: my hair does not resemble a pink guitar. 'twas in the results...

6. What's one thing you really hate right now?
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i hate lucky people.

7. What kind of socks are you wearing?
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umm...?

8. How many times have you been in an airplane?
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i'm not at liberty to discuss that. x3

9. What year did you turn 11?
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10. What’s your favorite game show?
[link] i actually don't really like

any...

11. What’s your favorite day like? (use as many pictures as you want for this one and 12)
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12. What kind of pets do you have/ have you had?
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13. Most visited website?
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14. Are you tired or wide awake?
[link] as always

15. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
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16. What’s your favorite color Sharpie?
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17. Who is your best bud?
[link] it even looks like her... kind of.

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18. How do you listen to music?
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19. Lefty or Righty?
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20. Tall or short?
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ok, screw the featuring... i have no idea what to do with it, and just linking without a sub is pointless anyway.


mmm. concentrated salt, rip tides, waves higher than your head that you somehow can't bodysurf on, rip tides, watching other people get stung by jellyfish, super ultra wind and MAD AIR PRESSURE. take the first letters of all those, mix them around, add some crack and what do they spell?! flagler beach!! (actually, they probably spell any beach on the northern east coast of florida in april, but work witth me. see: crack.)
it was definitely worth the dollar.

the ride there was okay. nothing much to report from that field.

so then, of course, we arrived.
everyone: Where's the beach?!
the tide was up, and so were the waves, so you literally could not see any sand from the road. except for a little in one spot. (it was like... 20 feet below the road. maybe less, i have no sense of distance...)
but then we turned off into these kind of woods, and drove for a little ways to park the bus.
there was a bunch of water around there, apparently for fishing (but we didn't know that at first).
everyone: wtf?
me: if we're swimming in that...........
actually, we just parked and hiked to the beach. of course.

commenced freezing and being thrown around. having screaming, flailing bodies flung into me made it all worthwhile.

it was after lunch, sitting in the bus having possibly one the most perverted conversations of my life to date (although i didn't participate that much...) that i now remember the most, but i don't want to recount much of it. some people were whiny losers and thought it was too cold to go back out, and they also took a looong time to eat, so some of us just sat in the bus. because it was warm.
some choice things were heard by the adults that had also taken refuge in the bus, and the instigator of most of the perversion thought he was in trouble and so started talking about how he was going to kill the lady in the pink hat.

what was i going to say in the first place...?

oh, THE HOBO! instigator dustin left his shirt off when he changed out of his trunks into sweatpants, and we saw some bearded guy walking around with a bible. so he pressed his bare chest against the window and we banged on it, trying to get the 'hobo' to look. he started walking... really fast...
a few minutes later, he walked by on the other side. repeat former scene, only with someone accidentally calling hobo a homo.


this was a church trip.